i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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