No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
