Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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