Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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