My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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