And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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