I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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