Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
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