In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
