My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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