So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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