I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
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