oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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