one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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