They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
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