i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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