hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
ttyl tear gas
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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