My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
Randomize