There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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