If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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