Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
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