try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Randomize
