The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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