If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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