East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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