so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Randomize
