Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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