what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
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