Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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