He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
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