You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Mom said you looked used
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
