And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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