? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
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