Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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