ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
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