is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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