HIV tests are more positive than that guy
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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