did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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