Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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