they need to just BURY HIM!
you mean i was at the winter classic?
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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