Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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