somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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