You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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