butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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