How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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