every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize