why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
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