It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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