Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
