sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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