I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I think I am morally bankrupt
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Randomize
