Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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