Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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