Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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